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JAYWICK SKY

Jaywick Sky is a term used to describe the satellite television capabilities of people who live in jaywick or generally have no money and cant afford a package upgrade regardless of their location.Generally the Sky system will have only access to the worst channels and maybe the odd pre-watershed porn chat.People in Jaywick are used to bad conditions and having no amenities like heat,water,food,sky etc and therefore have no problem recieving such poor televisual fare
Has this tv got Sky Sports or you just have the jaywick Sky package ??
JAYWICK SKY by Troy_Tempest January 18, 2009
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