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Jawney is a name given to a women who is extremely faithful, beautiful, intelligent, and responsible. This girl is the girl you would do anything for, she sometimes have a goofy side about her that some might find attractive. Most can keep a conversation from getting scale. We suggest to keep these Jawneys in your life. This person also can give a helping hand when in need.
That girl named “Jawney” is a really nice girl.
jawney by QuickerState025 May 25, 2018
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The Jawney O 

When your bitch is acting up so you slap her breaking her jaw then get a sloppy bj while she's passed out
You better watch your mouth or you'll be getting the Jawney O tonight
The Jawney O by Bigdonger23 March 13, 2021
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Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Janey Mac 

Janey Mac is widely used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Jakers and James's Street.
Janey Mac by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

jowney car 

An old school car, usually from the 70's, such as an El Camino, Monte Carlo, Chevelle, etc. It's seen mostly in the ghetto, with flashy rims and grill accents, but is primarily a stock-restored version of the classic.
"Hey Nick, check out that orange jowney car!"
jowney car by jakkigmf February 20, 2009
Janeyah is a Gorgeous queen that means a whole lot to a king . She is a exellent and amazing person. Not only is she an outstanding woman shes also a extraordinary friend.. She also makes a good teachers aid
Janeyah is my future wife
janeyah by YoungTrapppa December 16, 2016
A cunt at times, but also a nice guy. This word is also used to describe a man of such excellence yet such disappointment. Born in disappointment and will probably die in excellency. But this person has his/her moments when they will shine.
That guy is such a Jawzey

Jawzey thinks Solar is a disappointment. (Rogue agrees)
Jawzey by ImRogue January 1, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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