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some one that is very huge and muscular and very good-looking. a baller at sports...and a major player with the girls..he leads you on..and gets what he wants out of it .then on signing day you find out he is going all the way to cali-fucking-fornia for college.but you know that when he comes home there is a major hook up in yalls future.
omg..that guy is a jawanza
jawanza by ACro850 November 12, 2009
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Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019

jahwanza 

Jahwanza is someone who is awsome, has corny jokes, fun to be around and Is an attractive young fellow. Likes classical music and dirty jokes. You'll never get a better friend than from a jahwanza or better lover ;)
I really like that boy he's such a jahwanza
jahwanza by all might May 25, 2017
The love child between a jamboree and a bonanza... Attending a jabanza always results in a good time.
“Hey are you going to the Jabanza tonight?”
“Are you kidding?? I’d be crazy not to!”
Extrem realist. Beautiful inside out. Well rounded individual.
Jawana is a great friend she will keep you on your toes.
Jawana by Ja'Cool March 15, 2019

.japanzaynmylove 

An amazing tiktoker great content! Lovable account!
Person 1: have you seen .japanzaynmylove on tiktok?
Person 2: yes they are my favorite account!
Person 1: me too!
.japanzaynmylove by Maxxiewxxie July 19, 2021
Compared to people such as TONY MONTATA ... EL CHE...BIGGIE.. nd da rest of em
When he's seen in da streets people go like "Dats a Serious Man"
Jahanzaib by bigL May 5, 2005
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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