Jake and Josh
Jake and Josh by CHEERIO YEET March 13, 2019
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Jake and Josh Hayes
They are two motherfuckers who take everyone for granted. They lie are manipulative. unpopular have no friends and don't know when to shave their pedo-staches. They are pussies. Talk shit but can't fight or act on what they say. Don't ever date them unless you want someone to control everything you do.
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're a slut! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh:"You're lonely as fuck! So uh...wanna go out with me?"
Jake and Josh Hayes by Kayluc22 April 12, 2019
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