jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

jaded dick by LandMforeva May 13, 2008

dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

dick jaded by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

Big Dick Jared by Jared1337 June 13, 2021