A. The act of masturbating a thick meaty phallus, roughly and with intent (typically to completion). All twig action, the berries don’t get a look in.

B. A good band name.

A. Fancy popping around this evening for a drink? Only if I’m also gonna get a good old jackshaft - I’m backed up at the moment, and suspect I have a hair trigger.

B. Hey guys - I’m heading down the club tonight, a few pints and to watch that band Jackshaft - they’re awesome, and with a hot singer.

Jackshaft by DrummerInABand April 21, 2021

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jackhat

A cross between a jackass and an asshat. Can be used in situations where it's not appropriate to say "ass".

(With kids in the car) "That jackhat just cut me off!"

jackhat by Trogdor|nubtastic October 19, 2005

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014

Jackshirt

A jacket or sweatshirt.

Example 1:

"Hey! I like your Jackshirt!"

Example 2:

"Your Jackshirt is hawtttttt."

Jackshirt by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Jackshapher

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.

I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.

Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009

jackshit

nothing

i ant doin jackshit dude

jackshit by Knighty July 12, 2003

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026