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Jack Edward Johnson 

Known for making 6 second videos with his best friend, jack Gilinsky. Also gives the best bear hugs
Girl #1: "OMG! Jack and jack digitour is coming to our state!"
Girl #2: "I know right! I'm going to give jack Edward Johnson the biggest bear hug ever
Jack Edward Johnson by Sammywilkslut September 9, 2014

Edward Jack Hands 

Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.

When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
Edward Jack Hands by Big Sizzler December 9, 2008