a woman who cheated on a backup dancer with Ben Affleck and still got away without people saying anything
by lo low superlow August 2, 2003
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
by neffer July 24, 2003
1. a small-breated latina woman with a superfat ass
2. Anaconda's pale-skin actress with a flat face who turns to be too-tanned with new remodeled nose and eyes
3. an actress who can't act
4. a singer who can't sing
2. Anaconda's pale-skin actress with a flat face who turns to be too-tanned with new remodeled nose and eyes
3. an actress who can't act
4. a singer who can't sing
by you don't belong here August 2, 2003
that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.
- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!
by Jack Bean December 3, 2004
by How convenient is that? September 4, 2020