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A notorious hacker feared in all the lands of every planet of every universe. ItsValle is a legend, a mythical creature with supreme hacking abilities. Some say, after ItsValle hacked into a system with only his mind, he would have a hard on the size of Mexico. Well, the people of Mexico can relate. If you even think of the name ItsValle, he will appear out of nowhere then proceed hack your chromosomes eventually turning you into a downsyndrome-nigger with autism. He will do this by the medium of gay sex. You will be confined to a wheelchair and be fed through a tube. Do not mess with this entity, he is nothing to be trifled with.
Oh no, ItsValle is here! The hacker ItsValle!
by Tyrell Legstrong May 14, 2018
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