is this the krusty krab

no this is patrick

Customer1:is this the krusty krab

Patrick:no this is patrick

Costomer2:is this the krusty krab

Patrick:no this is patrick

Costomer3:is this the krusty krab

Patrick:no this is patrick

by Frick heck February 17, 2018

The Krusty Krab

A restaurant that Mr.Krabs owns, has two workers Squidward Tentacles and Spongebob Squarepants, a unicellular organism named Sheldon J. Plankton tries so hard to get their Krabby Patty Secret Formula and fails miserably every time, and is Bikini Bottom’s most famous restaurant.

I just went to the Krusty Krab and it is the best

by KillerOC July 24, 2019

Krusty Krab

When a girl's snatch is so crusty and ashy that it starts to smell like the ocean.

Guy: How was that girl you met last night ?
Man: Dude, her snatch was the ultimate Krusty Krab.

by paperboats December 6, 2010

Krusty Krab

Where you cut off the crusty part of the vagina lips with scissors like a crab

Before sex I just had to Krusty krab her or I would get another rash

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Is this the Krusty Krab?

No this is patrick.

*Phone rings*
Customer A: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No this is patrick.
*puts down phone* *Patrick whistling when phone rings again*
Customer B: Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
*puts down phone again* *same as above*
Customer C: Is this the Krusty Krab?
NO, THIS IS PATRICK! *smashes phone and Grunts*
Patrick: I am not a Krusty Krab!
Spongebob: Patrick that’s the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh?

by Romie_777 May 21, 2021

KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.

MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.

by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009

Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina

Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!

by theDTP December 17, 2014