ipod fanboy 

One who likes iPods, is extremely ignorant and uses the white and grey ipod earphones.

ipod fanboy: hey what ipod have you got?
me: nah itz a creative zen 8gb
ipod fanboy: ok then, do you have games
me: no, thats what a psp and nds is for
ipod fanboy: no you have a click \wheel?
me: no but the d-pad is way way wat better. BTW, what is you signal-to-response ratio? Mine is 97db what about you?
ipod fanboy: So, I get the ipod earphones so ha.
me: Do you use FLAC?
ipod fanboy: whats that.
me:Hey you have the ipod classic aye
ipod fanboy: the 160gb
me: hey, play a tone on your ipod of 22.1hz
ipod fanboy: are what the hell is wron with it! arrghhh it ssooo loud!!!

ipod fanboy by omg42 April 17, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008