intoxiforn 

having sexual relations with someone whilst being extremely under the influence of alcohol!

getting penetration after a few too many bevies!

Intoxication + Fornication = Intoxiforn

Wow last night was crazy? i think i had sex...? definately another night of intoxiforn!

Hey did u bang that bird last night brad?

Yeh bro, intoxiforn though!

I cant believe you went home with Adam last night Sarah!?
Yeah I know, cant remember a thing sooooo intoxiforn

Dayuum guurrl, Im going out tonight to get me some intoxiforn!

intoxiforn by hello_annie August 8, 2013

Intoxifornication 

The act of getting laid after a heavy night of drinking.

Tonight I feel like a little Intoxifornication. We are going to get shitfaced and screw all night long!

Intoxifornication by Stephanie Schuh April 29, 2008

Intoximoron 

Function: Noun.

Inflected forms: plural Intoximorons (people) Intoximora (figures of speech)

Also Intoxymoron

1) Person who does contradictory, or self-defeating things when inebriated.

2) An accidental figure of speech that combines normally contradictory terms, created under the influence of intoxicants.

Buffy's such an intoximoron. She drunk dialed that psycho ex of hers from the bar last night.

Intoximoron by sheikhyerbooty December 4, 2009

intoxifried 

The halfway point between being drunk, and stoned on weed (fried).

Invented a few years ago while drinking and smoking, while I was trying to tell a friend I was intoxicated and fried. I somehow managed to combine the words.

Hey man are you OK? Yeah just a little intoxifried.

intoxifried by Dale May 13, 2005

intoxifurred

Being drunk and high at the same time.

let's get intoxifurred tonight

intoxifurred by shawtyred June 20, 2011