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INTERNECTUAL 

INTERNECTUAL is the description of one who operates and enhances his and her intellect on the internet.
M A Y B E he or she is an INTERNECTUAL who keeps his/her mind moving faster and faster ALL OVER the UNIVERSE.
INTERNECTUAL by FABARM October 26, 2018

Internetual

Internetual: anything reffering or pertaining to the internet.

Usually used as an adjective to describe a noun.
Example 1: Internetual culture
Example 2: Internetual habbits
Example 3: Internetual sex
Example 1:
Arcangel: Dude, I met this hawt girl online. Shes bosnian too.
JaJa: Wow, your such a noob. Probally met her on wow you sexual predator.
Arcangel: Nooo, it was on a lesbian chat room. I showed her my thingy and she showed me hers. She was very sexual enducing.
JaJa: I voted for no underage Internetual Sex. You queerdo, thats just wrong.

Example 2:
Det. Stabler: Olivia we gotta crack this mofo down, I heard he's an internetual sex predator.
Det. Benson: Oh noes, call a hacker team to the scene of the crime and have them do a search for him
Det. Stabler: For that, we need his alias.
Det. Benson: His alias is "ArcAngel99"
Det. Stabler: Got it, thanks.
Internetual by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

intersexual

Intersexuality occurs whenever a human being has both male and female physical characteristics. Contrary to myth, intersexuals do not have two sets of genitals; they often have ambiguous genital structures not readily identifiable as clitoris/penis or labia/scrotum, but this is not necessarily true, and intersex people have sometimes gone for long periods of their lives without knowing that they were intersex. They may have gonads of mixed ovarian tissue, testicular and ovarian. They may have unusual chromosomes, for example a mosaic of XX and XY cells throughout the body.
A: Hey, I been meaning to ask you this: Are you a man or a woman?
B: No, I'm not.
A: Huh?
B: I'm intersexual, not a man or a woman.
A: You mean, like a chick with a dick?
B: That's a nice idea, but no.
A: So what have you got?
B: If it's ever your business to know, I'll let you know.
A: Hey, c'mon, I'm serious.
B: So am I.
intersexual by 7Kim January 20, 2009

Internectual 

An individual who appears to be intelligent, but having intellect that is only directly attributed to the Internet; often these individuals are totally unaware of how transparent their "smarts" are.
"Don't believe everything Steve says, it's probably just something off the Web. He may seem smart, but he's just a dumb-ass Internectual."
Internectual by Eileen Fitzpatrick September 16, 2007

Intersexual sex 

Intersexual sex is the definition of two males from different sexualities.
Jimmy Bob had Intersexual sex with a gay man named Billy Bob

(P.S Jimmy was a straight middle aged man, and Billy Bob was a gay man)

internetual

(n) a person who an an encyclopedic knowledge of all matters relating to online media but is interlectually average on all other topics.
Did you hear Charles' original and insightful speech at the Facebook conference? I was so goddam impressed.' 'I wouldn't be. The guy is an internetual, so although he knows pretty much everything about social media, if you want to discuss any other subject with him, you are likely to be very disappointed.
internetual by Clarebear81 June 20, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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