intarveb 

Sarcastic misspelling of the "Intarweb," which is in turn a sarcastic misspelling of "Internet," which in turn is used to make fun of n00bs. "Intarveb," adds a new level of hilarity by adding a Kraut accent, conjuring images of Nazi AOLers with monacles or something.

Ya, Hans, there is funny new picure on teh intarveb caled goatse OMG!

intarveb by KingfishRex August 2, 2006

intarweb

Intentional misspelling for 'internet' usually used when making fun of people who are technologically impaired

OMG! Teh Intarweb si down!!11! All of my AOL Blast Capacity leaked out!

intarweb by Anonymous February 11, 2003

teh intarweb 

The number one place to find pornography, hentai, message-boards that you can ruin or disrupt, free-to-add-definition dictionary websites that you can annoy, Invader Zim fan sites and me.

i r yoosing teh intarweb n u hav no frendz LOLZORS u r da suk haed.//!1

teh intarweb by Bastardized Bottomburp September 6, 2003

intarwebz 

Intarwebz is leet for the internet. Also, it can be used in a joking manner.

"Dude, where did you find that!?" -Person 1
"On teh intarwebz! Duh!!1!" -Person 2

intarwebz by sven April 24, 2005

teh intarweb 

The internet, the world wide web, pron.

ohnoes teh hackars are on teh intarweb.

teh intarweb by Ian0r June 11, 2003

intarweb

Purposeful, sarcastic misspelling of "internet". A term seemingly inspired by Something Awful creation Jeff K, known for his indecipherable ramblings patterned after the habits of a stereotypical AOLer.

You can't check your e-mail? Is this your first day on the intarweb, or what?

intarweb by LAN.gnome July 27, 2004

intarweb

Tongue-in-cheek reference to the Internet.
Etymology: Bastardized version of "InterWeb", which is a combination of Internet and the Web (which is in turn colloquial term for "World Wide Web")

Urbandictionary? It's one of those things on the intarweb, right?

intarweb by reschan December 28, 2005