inhad

An Inhad is a type of person you may want to avoid. They will always accuse you of being a coomer even when you are not. They also simp HARD for their teachers. They will go as far as breaking into their teacher's homes. They are also usually Inbred, and instead of having ancestors they have incestors.

Person 1: Who is this kid calling me a coomer. He literally simps for all his teachers.
Person 2: Probably an Inhad.
Person 1: True

by Monkeman October 4, 2020

inadfession

A contraction of the words inadvertent and confession. A statement presented as factual that reveals a characteristic of the speaker, since the assertion can only be based on personal experience. An example of inadfessions is evident in the following exchange. Male A: Men masturbate all the time. There is no way women could possibly masturbate more than men. Female B: Women masturbate at least as much as men. Male A: Men masturbate four times a day. Female A: Women do it 10 times a day and can do it at their work cubicle without anyone noticing. In the preceding example Male A concedes in effect that he masturbates four times a day. Female A states in effect that she masturbates 10 times a day and from time-to-time does so at the work place.

Louisa made quite the inadfession when she asserted that “women” like their partners to gently caress their clitoris with the thumb while aggressively banging them with their index and middle fingers.

by Truckdriver December 30, 2009

Stockholm Invaders FC

A football club from Stockholm, Sweden.

"Stockholm Invaders FC was initially dubbed Gute Invaders"

by I-T-B December 9, 2016

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017

inhale and bail

It's when you smoke out your homies and the moment the weed is gone, they leave.

KG and BTA came over to my pad the other day. They straight up bounced after smoking my shit. I hate people who inhale and bail.

by krsm April 10, 2010

rusty inhaler

When someone farts in his/her partner's mouth while receiving a rusty trombone or rusty ukelele

My girl friend broke up with me because I gave her a rusty inhaler while she was giving me a trombone.

I like a hit from my rusty inhaler when I am in the middle of playing my girlfriend's rusty ukulele.

Nothing clears up my ass-thma like a rusty inhaler.

by D. Webster 66 October 23, 2013

free inhabitant

An individual who enjoys the privileges and rights as an American citizen, but does not want to be held to the same standards and laws as everyone else by claiming that the federal, state, and/or local government does not have jurisdiction over them.

Robert got pulled over by Seattle PD while still drinking a Rogue IPA last month. He just started spouting nonsense from the Articles of Confederation, that he was a 'free inhabitant', and that the officer had no jurisdiction over him. They still haven't released him from the mental institution.

by Almost Hawaiian August 30, 2015