infatutard

Someone who becomes easily infatuated. Infatuation will occur a ridiculous amount of times and each time the said infatutard will in fact believe they are experiencing true love. Infatutardedness can cost a person friendships, happiness, and sanity. Yet, they continue to repetitively become infatuated, continuing to believe that they are feeling real love, despite all evidence to the contrary.

The majority of people who believe they are "in love" are merely infatutards.

Romeo Montague is one prime example of an infatutard in classic literature.

by pwnflakes June 22, 2007

Infatuated

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

infatuated

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

by kingsack November 13, 2019

infatuated

To be in love with the idea of being in love.
To assume you're in love without a proper reason.
Usually associated with mainly physical or sexual attraction.

Damn that nigga Ray is infatuated with that ho!

by The REAL Leader of Christ Club October 17, 2008

infantard

An insult to describe someone who acts stupid and 'retarded' in a very crybaby-ish way.

Stop crying and babbling about toys, Joe, you're actually like an infantard.

by ShadowCreator October 12, 2007

infatuated

A first glance physical attraction with no feelings what-so-ever.

Often confused with love at first sight.

1: Logan is quite infatuated with Adrienne.

2: When Logan saw the picture of Adrienne, he was infatuated.

by mynameisyourmom May 1, 2005

Infantard

Infantard, due to the fact the infantry usually are retarded and that leads to problems such as broken equipment such as radio's lot's and lot's of radio's

Infantarded, Retarded

Damn it the infantard's broke our radios again

by siegey September 9, 2018