When a secretly gay, married man acts in a way that is particularly attentive to his wife (such as making her breakfast in bed), in an attempt to make up for the sham marriage in which she is imprisoned.

- My friend's husband takes her out to celebrate every month's anniversary of their wedding. Why aren't you sweet like that?

- Nah, he's just trying to make up for being out cruising for hot guys every other night of the month. Classic Huachón Breakfast.

Huachón breakfast by Uncle Beast December 7, 2012

Related Words

hyuac • hyuck • hyacinth • Hyacith • hyucktheestallion • hyacinthus • hyúa • Hyucc • hyuncob • HUACA

Purple Hyacinth

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?

read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

Purple Hyacinth by I simp for athena October 21, 2020

Hyucc

It is when you are getting a hyper succ, you almost lose your penis in the intensity of this succ. Unless you are ready to put your penis on the line, do not particpate in the hyucc.

"she succ me, she succ me harder, she succ me so fast that now she hyucc me."

Hyucc by reallaxus November 2, 2015

Hyacinth Buckét

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".

The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

Hyacinth Buckét by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

hyuck

a stupid slack-jawed yokel kind of laugh, or goofy, that dog from disney.

your goofy looking! hu-hu hyuck hyuck hyuck!

hyuck by riles July 14, 2005

dong hyuck

1. Dong hyuck or 'donghyuck' is a verb used to refer to an ace or a person who are always winning
2. Is also used to describe person whom has a really angelic voice and the world revolves around him.
3. The type of person who share an umbrella with you but cover you more than himself to make sure not a drop of rain fall on you. He would complaint that you consume most of the space afterwards when you saw that his left shoulder is soaking wet

Doyoung : we shouldn't fight against donghyuck

Person A : WAHH YOU DONG HYUCK IT THIS TIME!!
Person B : What do you mean this time!? I ALWAYS DONG HYUCK IT ALL THE TIME

dong hyuck by Halleybullshit December 5, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026