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v. hwhacked, hwhack·ing, hwhacks

v.tr.
1. To repetatively stroke with a sharp slapping blow to provoke pleasure; pleasure-orientated activity; self-pleasuring
2. To masturbate strenously.
v.intr.
To bring pleasure to oneself. Hwack-ing off.

n.
1. A sharp, swift slap.
2. The sound made by a masturbator.
Phrasal Verb:
hwhack off: Vulgar Slang
To masturbate.

Idioms:
have/take a hwhack; Informal
out o
f hwhack; tired Informal
hwhacked out Slang
1. Exhausted.
2. Too much self-pleasuring.
1. Billy hwacked off furiously

2. Furiously hwacking off, I was rudely interupted by my mother
hwack by sillybuggers August 28, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
synonyms: whack, smack, hit, beat
I just hwacked my head on the cabinet.

This bird poo came out of no where and hwacked me in the head.
hwack by wraith August 27, 2004
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Partisan hack 

Matthew Kacsmaryk
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
Partisan hack by GhstChild March 18, 2023

Partisan hack 

Amy Coney Barret was unsuccessful when she said: “My goal today is to convince you that this court is not comprised of a bunch of partisan hacks.”
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HACKBRIDGE 

An area of outer south London within the London Borough of Sutton. Sutton Council is renowned for its green credentials, as evidenced by being a partner in the energy efficient housing scheme in Hackbridge known as BedZED (=Beddington Zero Energy Development).

Hackbridge is near to a beautiful and extensive park: Beddington Park contains a Grade I listed manor house, and is very picturesque with the River Wandle (a Thames tributary) flowing through it.

Hackbridge is in travel card zone 4, and just one stop from uber cool Carshalton.
Hackbridge is set for even greater things in coming years with more beautifully designed, ecological housing now being built.
HACKBRIDGE by .l May 12, 2014

Russian Hackers

A new buzzword/ boogeyman of the U.S. Can be added to the list of stereotypical enemies of the United States such as terrorists and communists.
A computer just got hacked? It has to be Russian Hackers!
Russian Hackers by Assassin aprentice December 16, 2016

Hacker Stab 

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.
I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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