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After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.
by Evergreen boys February 06, 2009
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.
Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!
by Dracythis June 21, 2017
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