hungry as a hostage 

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.

Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.

hungry as a hostage by Robert cain August 14, 2006

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation 

When you believe that your hunger is a equivalent to that of a hostage who has been kidnapped by a terrorist or a bankrobber, without food or drink.

We better get some food now, I'm hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation

hungry as a hostage in a holdup situation by Tim Douglass February 19, 2008