hummer dick 

A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.

Hummer driver- "yo broh, listen to my hummer rev"
Bystandard victim- "Yeah REV that hummer dick"

hummer dick by dickthong November 26, 2015

Hammer Dick

One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.

Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.

Or:

Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper

Hammer Dick by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008

Hammer Dick

When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.

Man I had sex with her for 6 hours in my pool, when she left I had a hammer dick.

Hammer Dick by ITwitch June 25, 2016

Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

Hammer Dick by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

To hammer-dick 

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

To hammer-dick by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Dick Hammer 

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

Dick Hammer by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012

Dick Hammer 

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

Dick Hammer by God October 28, 2004