A guy who drives a hummer or other large vehicle to compensate for his joke of a penis. Generally like to show off car to the world by example revving the shit out of the engine and having conversation topics of nothing other than his beloved hummer.
by dickthong November 26, 2015
Get the hummer dick mug.One who drives with careless disreguard. Used by truck drivers to describe eachother. Hammer as meant to be the accelerator, Dick as used to be dicking around and driving like a dickhead. Can also be used as Hammer Dicken.
Christina said to her boyfriend " I got behind this Hammer Dick on the freeway.
Or:
Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper
Or:
Marsha was Hammer Dicken to get home to make supper
by SpdR8ser January 5, 2008
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When you build unbelievable swelling in the tip of your penis after having sexual intercourse for a long period of time in a pool. The tip of your dick begins to look like the blunt end of a hammer while the rest of the shaft looks like a spaghetti noodle.
by ITwitch June 25, 2016
Get the Hammer Dick mug.Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021
Get the Hammer Dick mug.Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018
Get the To hammer-dick mug.A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012
Get the Dick Hammer mug.1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.
by God October 28, 2004
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