humbotious 

1.)pertaining to a female that has abnormally large breasts (see: boobies) or buttocks (see: ass)

synonyms:
hugemongous
tig ol bitties
phat ass
ghetto booty

2.)Something that is so large in scale that huge does not accurately describe it.

synonyms:
huge
hugemongous
thats fucking big

The humbotiousness of the titties has been well documented.

dude, did you see the humbotious sweater cannons on that sliznut?

That hooker had a humbotious ass, but she gave me the super aids.

Did you see the humbotious house that christopher reeves built?! What a crippled asshole!

humbotious by marcus the butcher January 9, 2006

hambonious 

Even harder than Harder as a motherfucker. This is the "Realer than Realdeal Holyfield" of HAM--- HamBONIUS. (pronounced Ham-BONE-EE-US) with a stress on the BONE.

Used as an adjective.

My brother: "I Scored a 750 on my GMAT. I went HAM on it."
ME: "Bro... that is dope. Nah, you went straight Hambonious on that bitch"

hambonious by The Great No-do September 14, 2017

humptious 

A combination of two words that you call someone who you’re attracted and you describe as being very hump-able and scrumptious.

Hey Tony, have you seen Katie tonight? She’s looking very humptious!

humptious by Cubanburrito305 March 18, 2025