hozu

Hozu means how are you, usaully the second term used after each person has said hello. May be used randomly by idiots with nothing to say in the middle of a IM conversation.
Person 1 : Hozu
Person 2 : Gd Thnks
by Confidential Information May 31, 2006
Get the hozu mug.

Hozu

When you have a chance to make a play or come up big in a clutch situation and just completely wiff on it

Choking in the worst way possible

Also known as a clown or just a complete goof.
Last night Rob had a wide open net and pulled a Hozu.

I had a chance to win that game last night but I Hozu’d it.

Charlie :man that dude over there is clown
Andrew: yup a complete and total hozu
by RG34 July 11, 2022
Get the Hozu mug.