Hozu means how are you, usaully the second term used after each person has said hello. May be used randomly by idiots with nothing to say in the middle of a IM conversation.
Person 1 : Hozu
Person 2 : Gd Thnks
by Confidential Information May 31, 2006
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When you have a chance to make a play or come up big in a clutch situation and just completely wiff on it

Choking in the worst way possible

Also known as a clown or just a complete goof.
Last night Rob had a wide open net and pulled a Hozu.

I had a chance to win that game last night but I Hozu’d it.

Charlie :man that dude over there is clown
Andrew: yup a complete and total hozu
by RG34 July 11, 2022
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