hozu

Hozu means how are you, usaully the second term used after each person has said hello. May be used randomly by idiots with nothing to say in the middle of a IM conversation.

Person 1 : Hozu
Person 2 : Gd Thnks

hozu by Confidential Information June 1, 2006

Hozu

When you have a chance to make a play or come up big in a clutch situation and just completely wiff on it

Choking in the worst way possible

Also known as a clown or just a complete goof.

Last night Rob had a wide open net and pulled a Hozu.

I had a chance to win that game last night but I Hozu’d it.

Charlie :man that dude over there is clown
Andrew: yup a complete and total hozu

Hozu by RG34 July 11, 2022

Hozukimarutardd 

big handsome man would probably fuck ikkaku if he was real

oh look it’s hozukimarutardd I bet he’s posted another bleach take

Hozukimarutardd by anitok May 12, 2022