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how's it hangin'

How's it hangin'?
how's it hangin' by Hazel June 2, 2004

how's it hangin 

How's it hangin is a polite greeting from one man to another. "It", in the context, is the man's penis. Presumably if it's hanging well, the man is doing well.
Jerry: Hey John, how's it hangin?
John: Long and low, Jerry, long and low!
Jerry: that's great!
how's it hangin by RexGibson April 26, 2004

How's it hanging?

How are you? or What's up?

It refers to a guy's external organs of reproduction. The answer should therefore be based on whether or not they are comfortably positioned in the undergarments.
"How's it hanging?"
"I'm fine, thanks! I just got out of the closet, finally I can express my true self instead of living a lie!"

or

"How's it hanging?"
"Long and loose and full of juice!"

How's it hanging bro? 

Means you're on speaker and your girlfriend is next to you and you're about to ask some questions.
How's it hanging bro? Quick question.

Howsit hangin 

The preferred casual way to write “how is it hanging” which in is a colloquial phrase meaning generally the same thing as “how are you doing?” or “how is it going?”. There is a loose reference to male genitalia being made when one says this phrase, however the reference is relatively unimportant to the actual meaning.
1. (Normal)
Person a: “hey man, howsit hangin”
Person b: “aww man, i dunno its been good”

2. (Funny)
Person a: “hey man howsit hangin”
Person b: “low, and slightly to the left”

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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