Hotsnake
This is an alternative term for a poop. Hotsnakes are usually avoided when walking in grass. They get their name because turds are usually warm (98 to 100 degress Fahrenheit upon exit) and will steam up on a cold day.
"Man, get outta the bathroom! I gotta drop a hotsnake!"
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"watch your step, bro. There's hotsnakes all over here."
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"watch your step, bro. There's hotsnakes all over here."
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