A driver of a ridculously ugly SUV but is surprisingly good looking when you look at him at a stop light. A Hotholz is usually, but not restricted to, a hip or a hop, but never both
Female #1: wow, Danny is really cute!
Female #2: ya, he's a Hotholz, you didn't know that?
Female #3: Wuuul Auctuallyyy it's his birthday today!
Female #4: I heard that hotholz might sing the national anthem at a lakers game!
Female #5: Botentially, but it's unlikely
Female #7: man, I would love to play hide and seek with that hotholz. But only after I sear him a great salmon.
Female #8: happy birthday hotholz!
Female #2: ya, he's a Hotholz, you didn't know that?
Female #3: Wuuul Auctuallyyy it's his birthday today!
Female #4: I heard that hotholz might sing the national anthem at a lakers game!
Female #5: Botentially, but it's unlikely
Female #7: man, I would love to play hide and seek with that hotholz. But only after I sear him a great salmon.
Female #8: happy birthday hotholz!
by Varsity bench April 7, 2017
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