horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004

Finger Horse

Female that likes to be fucked by fingers. Amount of fingers needed depends on the horse.

"There are so many finger horses roaming around we may need to build a stable"

"Did u get a chance to take that finger horse out for a ride last night?"

by mccarthy and lynch September 30, 2005

House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

horsefingers

a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. As a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. Using horsefingers is also accompanied by a 'tap tapping' similar to that of a horses shoes.

"Man that guy has horsefingers"
"OMG HorseFingers"
"Ahh horsefingers?!?"

by Kerriuer January 15, 2009