horse finger

noun.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.

Person 1: You're a loser, a zero, a nobody.
Person 2: Yeah, well you're a horse finger

by Cannibus Indica April 21, 2004

Finger Horse

Female that likes to be fucked by fingers. Amount of fingers needed depends on the horse.

"There are so many finger horses roaming around we may need to build a stable"

"Did u get a chance to take that finger horse out for a ride last night?"

by mccarthy and lynch September 30, 2005