When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.
Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave
by Biggie dick November 30, 2018
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