horn play 

a kissing embrace in which the initiator's left hand is firmly placed on the partner's neck, while their right fondles the receiver's genitals

He was gentlemen enough to walk me to the door, but once he tried the horn play for our first kiss, I knew we wouldn't go out again.

For mine and my wife's successful marriage, all kudos go to the horn play.

horn play by justtbecca May 8, 2010

French Horn Player 

The most sexy and incredible people ever. They are smarter than every other human being, and are insanely beautiful people. No other instrument/person can match their superior intellect, strength, or sexiness.

We french horn players: We're sexy and we know it.

French Horn Player by Kes14 October 12, 2011

French horn player 

Those amazing people that play this amazing instrument thats super shiny and only can sound great when a great french hornist plays on one!!!!

Bill: Your a french horn player?
Chuck Norris: Why yes, yes i am.
Bill: AWESOME! I think i'll be a french horn player now!

French horn player by amazing_frenchhornist December 9, 2011

french horn player 

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

french horn player by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010

French Horn Player 

A true french horn player (or horn player, to be entirely accurate) strives to be like Brett Hodge. Brett Hodge practices every day for several hours and adores his horn. He can also repair or maintenance any horn. He is considered to be one of the best horn players in the state of Missouri.

Brett Hodge is in the middle of his solo at District Solo and Ensembles when the judge stands up and says, "I surrender!"

First of all, that's right judge, you do surrender to the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player. Second of all, no judge, you never interrupt the greatness that is Brett Hodge the French Horn Player.

French Horn Player by cripforlife May 2, 2010

French Horn Player 

Trash intrumential Players that are gay.

Sophia: I am a Gay French Horn Player.

French Horn Player by SUS0DADY May 3, 2022

French Horn Player 

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

French Horn Player by Psyduckery May 26, 2023