Hoopdick 

A person who acts like a moron.

That hoopdick f'd up again.

Hoopdick by Bubbakon October 24, 2012

Hoodick 

Nonsense or a stupid excuse; A obsure way of calling a person or a thing nonsense.

Y'all Hoodick! Dat Chick was DTF!

Hoodick by Akiratis82 June 18, 2011

hookdick 

Someone who has a crooked penis. You probably cannot tell unless the penis is errect.

Dude when you get errect your dick is shaped like a rainbow. How does that treat the ladies? Your hookdick is in the way!!!!

hookdick by Darrin May October 20, 2007

hoopdock 

Tounhinged butthole with your lover

Let's hoopdock tonight

"HOOOOPDOOOCKKK"

hoopdock by Vacuumsealing June 15, 2016