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HOONEH- A name given to only a male King. A steady handsome man who is physically well developed.

A man with an obsession to do more. A very cocky man but very humble. He is better described as a ladies man. He treats his only lady like a queen but theory has it that he is the type to have too many sides at the same time, it is yet to be proven!

It is said that he may just be the greatest gamer of his time.
Stranger:You look like a Hooneh bro!!
_______: I know bro! But thanks anyway
hooneh by Krisha Daniels August 10, 2018
Words you can keep
A very very very good tune. A tune to which real words are incapable of expressing its magnificence. Usually used to describe drum and bass or UK dubstep, but can be applied where deemed appropriate.
Jesus christ Joe! That tune's a hoonah!
hoonah by hglly April 15, 2020
Related Words
Hoonean - Derives from the two words Hoon and Ean. Which are both gibberish.

The point of this word is to confuse people by randomly saying it.
Joe: Do you know where the cat went?
John: Hoonean.
Hoonean by JMS FANPAGE June 26, 2021
something nameless, visceral, and able to be literally or figuratively chewed upon.
interjection: "Hooners!"
hooners by beand May 26, 2010

hooneynana 

A hooneynana is a word used to describe either male or female genitalia. Hooneynana is a word that was first used by ancient Mayan tribes during sexual acts to describe ones reproductive organ.
“Her hooneynana was as pink as a day lily, and it was deeper than the Mariana Trench”
“I snooped his hooneynana under the covers while he was asleep”
“Her hooneynana hangs like the sleeve of a wizard”
hooneynana by Mr. Hooneynana May 28, 2021

Get Hooned 

Verb

To get intoxicated. To consume more than a month's recommended alcohol in less than 5 hours.

Often thought to be referring to Geoff Hoon's (British MP) love for the occasional crafty pint or ten.
Let's get hooned

I don't know why you'd talk to girls. You'd just want to get hooned.

We're off to the Hoon Saloon
Get Hooned by geoffreythegigolo March 15, 2009
way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis
harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked
hooned by J D tizzle November 3, 2007
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