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hookward

adj. describing a hook-up that's suddenly (or not so suddenly) gotten very awkward. This doesn't have to be during the hook-up, it could become awkward after as well. Once the hook-up has been labeled a hookward experience we move to the noun definition.

noun: you label someone a hookward once they have become one through the process described above. Or when someone makes increasingly hookward advances that leave you feeling uncomfortable (and possibly creates an awkward tingling)
Person 1: yo brah, that shit was so hookward last night.
Person 2: what do you mean? the fact that you hooked up with your brothers best friend, while your brother was on the couch with you...and then moved your love-making to your brother's bed?!?!
Person 1: yea dude, i'm such a hookward fuck.
by Whorus June 14, 2007
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hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"
I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!
by bobber222 August 29, 2012
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Hotkward

This is a situation that brings you pleasure and guilt at the same time.
The other day I was rolling down the street and saw these cute girls. As I got closer I couldn't tell if they were of age or not, this was a Hotkward moment
by JD Ace Goldstein February 26, 2010
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hotkward

When something is exceedingly awkward yet somehow strangely arrousing.
"When Jason's math teacher asked him if he knew what a motherfucker was in 7th grade, it was extremely hotkward!"
by amursoactor October 12, 2008
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