hood fucked

To receive sexual intercourse on the hood of a car, or automobile.

Barely legal Amber took it bare while being hood fucked on Officer Richard's cop car, after being confronted with a possible traffic citation.

hood fucked by mangang nappo September 8, 2011

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hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.

Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!

hoodfucked by kirka boy April 21, 2008

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hoodfucked • Hoofucked • hootfucked • hood rat • hood • Hood Rich • hood booger • hood ornament • hood star • Hood Weeb

hootfucked

When one is at a Hooters and they eat the food to only realize they cannot afford to pay it. This, having to work at Hooters to pay off the food.

Charles forgot to pay his credit card bills, and as a result, when he was hootfucked the other night.

hootfucked by Iegnilsh May 13, 2022

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Hoofucked

When someone gets fucked to death by a horse

Did you here the horrible news, Jerry was hoofucked

Hoofucked by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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