homovelcro

Homovelcro is velcro that loops around on itself, thereby attaching itself to itself.

Man, this stupid laptop power brick has homovelcro! I spent like 10 seconds trying to get it to stop sucking on itself so I could wrap up the cord.

by Indigo64 September 8, 2010

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.

Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

by Malk December 21, 2005

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

by Karisa. December 9, 2008

homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008

homonecrobestiality

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

by Croz March 5, 2005

homonecropyrobeastiac

Someone who likes to have sex with dead burning animals of the same sex.

Paul kept a secret, he was a homonecropyrobeastiac and had the burns to prove it.

by Taco Tea Co. May 24, 2006

Homonecrophilia

A guy eating another dead guy ass.

John had homonecrophilia with Steven's daddy.

by kamiXkira August 1, 2016