homovelcro

Homovelcro is velcro that loops around on itself, thereby attaching itself to itself.

Man, this stupid laptop power brick has homovelcro! I spent like 10 seconds trying to get it to stop sucking on itself so I could wrap up the cord.

homovelcro by Indigo64 September 8, 2010

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Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality

Verb; The act of having sex with a dead animal of your same gender, while it is being electricuted, in water, to the point that is catches fire.

Hey that sick bastard is into Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality, you can tell by his smell and the constant puddles he's leaving.

Homonecroelectrohydropyrobeastiality by Malk December 21, 2005

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Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac

Correct Pronunciation:
Ho-mo-nee-kro-arahk-no-peh-do-pie-roh-feel-ee-oh-bi-ak.

Someone who has sexual intercourse with dead juvenile spiders of the same sex while they are on fire.

"You're retarded!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're a Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac! What now??"

Homonecroarachnopedopyrophiliobiac by Karisa. December 9, 2008

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homonecropedopyrobestiality

When one has sex with a burning, dead, young animal of the same sex.

Wow, Dave has been having sex with a lot of burning, dead, young, male animals. I don't know why he is into that homonecropedopyrobestiality. At least he's not humping dead chicks anymore.

homonecropedopyrobestiality by Dr. Mark Soto April 10, 2008