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homojock 

Sexist, misogynist heterosexual male that hates women occupying male hobby zones. Much prefers the company of men and is very hostile to female involvement. Particularly in sport or music. Though obviously loves tits and wants to shag birds, they are still seen as the enemy. Even in relationships the homojock sees them as war and a battle to be won so Mr. Brocore can go his his football match or concert. Both activities encourage male bonding which is not gay at all. In short, hostile to women, loves his bros but is not gay ok cos he likes to shag birds.
That guy just elbowed me in the face and moshed me out of the pit telling me to go and stand at the back with the other girls. He's such a homojock.
homojock by Romanichal April 7, 2015

homojokeic 

The characteristic of a person who enjoys telling jokes about homosexuals but is not homophobic.
When your gay friend tells you that among other things, she is going to a gay pride parade and you reply by saying "Wow, your going to be packing a lot of shit in this weekend". In this case you would be considered Homojokeic.
Related Words

Homosock 

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags
Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!
Homosock by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

Homojack 

homo·jack Informal
tr.v. homo·jacked, homo·jack·ing also homo·jacks

1.
a. To stop and rob a a male homosexual (from another woman in transit).
b. To steal (a male homosexual) from a woman in transit.
c. To seize control of (a stationary or moving male homosexual) by use of force, especially in order to achieve "fag hag" status.
2.
a. To steal from as if by hijacking.
b. To swindle or subject to extortion.
n.
When a girl makes a successful or unsuccessful attempt to overtake, drive a wedge relationship of, steal or outright homojack the close male homosexual friend of another woman.
Homojack by Honeyro February 19, 2011

Homosocksual 

Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
Homosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012

HomoJack 

Writes love letters to his home boy to show true love and affection.
Wow your such a HomoJack
HomoJack by Brown_Town123 March 15, 2019

homocock 

homocock is a homo who loves cock a cockslut if you will if you love cock and your a homo then your a homocock
friend 1:hey did you see that homocock over there

friend 2:yea there pretty hot shame there a slut

friend 1: yea true
homocock by ewemofag September 15, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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