Holmesdale 

A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7’s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of ‘Tivey on the radio’. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.

Did you know?,
Getting sent to Holmesdale is a proven form of 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚

Holmesdale by Lizard squad October 30, 2020

Holmesdale 

Full of crackheads like kai kettle

Holmesdale kill me

Holmesdale by Kai kettle October 29, 2020

Helmetdale 

Medical = smegma.The white pungent substance that gathers on the bell end or purple headed mountain. Not to be confused with the female equivilent Clamenbert

If i had known tony had brought some Helmetdale with him id have brought a bottle of Chardanay and made a night of it.

Helmetdale by Wizards Sleave May 3, 2006

Homedale 

(n) an alternate universe, consisting primarily of cowboy boots, vehicle-filled lawns, oversized pickup trucks, and women wearing bathrobes on front porches while smoking.

the twilight zone was weird... but HOMEDALE... now that's really odd.

Homedale by Ogmosic December 13, 2010

holesaler 

Noun : Holesaler refers to a person engaged in the activity of selling holes. For the purpose of the definition the “holes” referred to are human orifices, a person engaging in this activity will be commonly classified as a pimp. A person selling a large hole in the ground would be defined as an auctioneer or estate agent.

Look at that horrible holesaler selling that lady’s ass! , but look over there at that estate agent selling that big hole in ground.

holesaler by Dr Lingus January 7, 2008

honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!"

honesdale by jimbo May 13, 2005

Honesdale

Honesdale; A place where Bush is the best beer and Wal-Mart is the only source of entertainment. Nothing really important happens here and almost everyone is on some kind of drug.

"Lets drink some Bush and go play hide-and-go-seek in Wal-Mart!" - Honesdale People

Honesdale by Roflcopterlolz March 14, 2009