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hold my poodle 

A convenient substitute for the phrase "Excuse me there(,Sir/,Ma'am/,miss/,young-man), can you please hold my (insert item) for just a quick sec? Thanks."

This phrase was originally uttered in the film "White Chicks" by one of the Wayans Brothers acting as a superfab, ultrblond white chick with a poodle in purse. At the whooping call of a horny, college-aged male, He/she turned to his/her brother/sister and said, "Hold my poodle" handing over her poodle, while he/she did something and I don't remember what it was, but it made him feel more like a man and less like a seemingly bewhooped women.
Yes, yes. I DO believe the work of Ausiere de Clemente to be fine in it's use of soft undertones when working with pieces such as the Omersilles or the Betaeux. It almost appears to be a medaphor of late industrial-age mentality, as was his forte was it not? Ahaahhhhaaa. Yes, yes. Clemente is a man of character, no doubt. Oh, it seems the waiter is in need of a few hands moving that priceless ice sculpture of Prime Minister Tony Blair, our guest of honor this evening. Yo bitch, hold my poodle!!
hold my poodle by Freddy Frito November 29, 2007
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HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD) 

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise
vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026