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What you say when you get home and your wife/girlfriend is not there.

Location of origin Navajo Nation
"Hey man wheres your wife?"
"dunno hogon"
hogon by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010
Words you can keep

Max Hogan 

Very trashing, usually down the pub drinking 9 pints of fosters. Typically seen with Grant Hogan, can be seen in the wild listening to Jump Up and swiping on Tinder premium.
Max Hogan: Mate trashing trashing nah mate bad high bad high jank jank.
Max Hogan by Dan Furner made up a job November 23, 2018

Hull Hogan 

Nick name for former Canadian prime minister Jean Cretin after he assaulted a protester in Hull, Quebec on February 1996. Pun on famous wrestler Hulk Hogan.
What's Hull Hogan up to these days? Beating up more protesters?
Hull Hogan by Eddy September 7, 2007

doug hogan

An insane computer science professor at penn state who will kill your grade.
"I had Doug Hogan this semester"
"I had Doug too, and I passed with a C-!"
"I got a 43 %... after the curve!"
doug hogan by psu_student February 4, 2014

Hulk Hoganed 

Ripping tight shapely yoga pants off a girl, reminiscent of the Hulkster tearing open his yellow Hulkamania shirts.
I picked up this horny slut in Lululemon, took her back to my place, and hulk hoganed that bitch open and went to town. OOOOOH YEAH!
Hulk Hoganed by Mr Motors May 21, 2012

Hulk Hogan 

To Express or Define that something is large in Size.

In Reference to WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan who stands at 6'7

302 Lbs.
1. I went to 7/11 and got myself a Hulk Hogan size drink.-

2. Pointing towards the shelf, I told the clerk I wanted the Hulk Hogan size package of Condoms.

3. Looking down at the toilet bowl he said "Damn, that is one Hulk Hogan size piece of shi*.
Hulk Hogan by hacker76 February 24, 2012

maddie hogan 

a "maddie hogan" is someone who acquires all these traits:
- beast
- tank
- gives no fucks
- smokes cigarettes
- mike farrell
Yo bro, why are you being such a maddie hogan
maddie hogan by eaglesarefun178 January 16, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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