hoe card
possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike
hoe card by Kazuya ryu January 1, 2005
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hoe card • Hoe'mon cards • hoe • hoe cake • hoe ass niggas • Hoe Ass • HOE NUTS • hoe shit • hoe-tard • Hoe Ass Bitch
Hoe'mon cards
As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards
Later on....
Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!
Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
Later on....
Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!
Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
Hoe'mon cards by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009
HoeCard
HoeCard by Bestduoese July 12, 2014
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