ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

ho job by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

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hojobay

A code word for ‘swear to god’ or a way to garentee something is true. If one lies their hojobay, then they cannot never use it again and must move down to hoobie joobie

Cain: Hojobay Gibby can’t eat 69 wings
*Gibby eats 69 wings*
Cain: Darn! I lost my hojobay! Now I have to use hoobie joobie.

hojobay by Nickr625 March 6, 2019

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ho job • hojobay • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo • ho down • Ho'ing

Hojob

hō-jôb / verb. The act of actually acting like a ho with your mutual friends or complete strangers. Not to be confused with ho-bag.

Ever since Jon left Kate he's been doing a real hojob in the tabloids.

Hojob by Koishononono September 8, 2010

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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