ho job

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when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

ho job by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

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hojobay

A code word for ‘swear to god’ or a way to garentee something is true. If one lies their hojobay, then they cannot never use it again and must move down to hoobie joobie

Cain: Hojobay Gibby can’t eat 69 wings
*Gibby eats 69 wings*
Cain: Darn! I lost my hojobay! Now I have to use hoobie joobie.

hojobay by Nickr625 March 6, 2019

Related Words

ho job • Jo Bro Ho • hojobay • ho • ho-bo • ho-bag • ho ho • ho-tard • ho-jo • ho down

Hojob

hō-jôb / verb. The act of actually acting like a ho with your mutual friends or complete strangers. Not to be confused with ho-bag.

Ever since Jon left Kate he's been doing a real hojob in the tabloids.

Hojob by Koishononono September 8, 2010

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026