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hippolet 

a type of hippopotamus native to the sunny state of California. This species has difficulty adapting to the climate of the east coast and is often seen wearing ugg boots and running shorts during the coldest months of winter.

The hippolet is also a rather slow creature making it easy to pounce on and attack. The hippolets can also be seen from time to time eating gummy viatamins as its primary source of nourishment.

There is currently only one hippolet in the world, lets hope it doesn't reproduce.
Did you see the retawded aminamal? ohh you mean the hippolet?
hippolet by F double o double s A February 28, 2011
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Hippolyte 

A controversial sexual position consisting in breaking a bed by using the woman as an hammer . By catching her legs and arms in each one of his hand, he will try to break the bed by doing several shots against the console.
Ho today my wife forgot to buy my whisky I'm totally gonna Hippolyte her.

The neighbours are making to much noise, I will break the f****g floor with my wife.
Hippolyte by LordMomo December 8, 2012

HIPPOLYTE 

A person who seems award and weak at first but then tries his best to stand up for himself, is incredibly handsome looking, always gives the most of his time to his people close to him, but does sometimes change emotions fast as if he has a bipolar disorder, one minute he's kind, cool and jokes around, the next, he's mad at you for existing, but even with his flaws, you will always hold him dear to your heart.
Guy#1: you so are we going over to Hippolytes house tonight? he was begging us to come over and hangout.
Guy#2: idk bro i asked and he switched up, telling me to fuck off, i still love him tho, he's prolly gonna change his mind and let us come over later.
HIPPOLYTE by A$ap swagboi January 9, 2022

hippolyth 

A verry peculiar person who has strange hobbies, also most hippolyths are veteran gamers with a fobia for hot asian girls, because they are generally misunderstood and will (in most cases) never get a girlfriend, therefore they are used to wank the hell out of themselfes and develop extrmelely strong biceps and wrists
"who's that wierdo?"

"i'll bet my balls thats a hippolyth"
hippolyth by Nick eliaerts January 31, 2008

hippolotapus 

An older woman who is a mean ugly bitch, and a realy fat bitch with a realy big pussy orfupa.
Hey! put that shit away, quick, here comes that hippolotapus, ms.mcarthy

-mainly used toward: asshole neighbors, bitches,
teachers,etc.
hippolotapus by mr.bojangles October 24, 2006

Hippolyte 

All the Hippolyte are handsome, smart, kind, and very funny especially the Hippolyte who wear glasses ! They have a lot of girlfriends. And can get them with just an eye contact ! They have big things between their legs !
« WoW Hippolyte is so handsome ! » Gabriella
« If I had been a woman, I would have been in love with all the Hippolyte » Gérard

« Multiple guys want to be like my boyfriend Hippolyte because he is so handsome, funny and smart » Emma
Hippolyte by Il faut du tacte November 21, 2021

Hippolyte 

A smelly frenchman who leaves cheese in your flat for days on end.
Eurgh, thats as disgusing as a Hippolyte!!
Hippolyte by Carotolly December 15, 2012