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highschool relationship 

The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in the relationship will later find out was absolutely horrible, but at the time they though that's just how it was supposed to be. Both people usually become annoying to their friends and fight about ridiculous things. Topped off, normally, by a pregnancy scare.
Teddy: Hey man, wanna go to the football game?
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.

(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)
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High School Relationship 

Worthless waist of time that doesnt affect your future unless your a crazed stalker.
Im in a high school relationship, but it might not work...
High School Relationship by J.L.C. September 19, 2006

High School Relationships 

A relationship during high school where you're with someone for more than a YEAR OF SCHOOL. Summer doesn't count.

Maturity levels are higher and expected to be higher.
Going to the playground is NOT a date... Puh-lease kiddies... Grow up!

High School relationships are so much more then going to the park or the school playground.
High School Relationships by Kaya1616 December 30, 2011
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