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heshling 

Generally an unkempt youthful skateboarded who thrives in the heshest environments. Usually will have tight black attire no matter how hot and humid it is outside. Ultimately unfazed by harsh rugged conditions.
I arrived at the skatepark in mid-august to find nothing but heshlings bringing total destruction in the middle of a heat wave. All of a sudden their was a free merch give away and the heshlings went AWOL.
heshling by philthy sir October 5, 2020
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Mary Hesling 

Mary Hesling, pioneer in bringing back higher education to the southwest of Cornwall, England After COVID 19. Skilled with creative innovation and a strong will makes Mary perfect for the job
of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.
And so

The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .
Mary Hesling by Clarabella July 9, 2020
A really beautiful person and is super fun in bed ;)

Be careful when using condoms.... it will come off eventually :p
We had a Hesling problem last night
hesling by bitchboy69 January 8, 2015

Hespling telling 

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud
Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
Hespling telling by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

Hesling Wink 

When someone winks but the expression more resembles Sloth from 'The Goonies'
Audience: "That was horrible!"
Winker: "It isn't my fault. I have the Hesling Wink."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019