Herpetitties

1) A combination of herpes and hepatitis, most commonly seen in women who, while inebriated, perform a number of sexual acts.

2) A hot woman, usually large-breasted, who most definitely has an std

3) An expletive to shout when fuck is inappropriate; most suitable around pseudo-intellectual crowds who like to think they're smarter than you.

1) Susan: "Hey Karen, you know how you are when you're drunk...you don't want another outbreak of herpetitties!"

2) Mike: "Hey dude, she's hot!"
Ted: "Yeah, but I've seen her hook up with like 4 guys in one night."
Mike: "Oh wow...she's definitely got herpetitties."

3) Dude who just spilled champagne on his pants: "Herpetitties!"
Woman: "Darling, what did that young man just yell?"
Man: "I'm not sure sweetheart, but it sounds like he has some kind of virus that damages the liver and produces sores on the genitalia."
Woman: "I see."

by bobthevainglorious March 25, 2009

Hepatitties

Tits that have been infected with hepatitis. Somehow.

Her hepatitties were rather large, but were they worth the HIV-ridden consequences?

by Rye_ January 17, 2011

Herpetitis-V

Herpetitis-V

A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.

The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.

FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"

FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"

by Exotic_Tripps January 18, 2024