hernaic 

Hernaic (Hur-nay-ik) (adj): Relating to an object, event or experience that is sufficiently interesting, entertaining, amusing or extreme, to the point of induction of a hernia. (fig) Hence: ~ally, ~ism.

Julian Clary is so assured of his own personal worth as a comedian that it is positively hernaic. Oh no it seems that my intestines have descended into my scrotum

hernaic by what have we done what have we done October 18, 2005

Herniac Arrest 

When someone gets hit in the nuts while they are in or going to be in somewhere cold. Then theyre balls and dick suck up inside them. They bleed out every hole in their body (including their fingernails and teeth).Then theyre testicles come out their nipples and their dick pops out their bellybutton.Then they die

Nick got hit in the nuts while he was playing hockey and he went into herniac arrest.

Herniac Arrest by Me no el speako el mexicano January 26, 2011

hernicus 

When you have a hernia so massive, that it's protruding out of your pants and looks like you just sharted in your pants real hard.

Hey bro, you better check out that hernicus coming out your ass.

hernicus by Don550 January 28, 2022

Hernicus 

A massive cell phone tower up your ass, all the time.

Hey Han, looks like you have a Hernicus lil bitch.

Hernicus by Don550 January 28, 2022

herniacules 

Noun

1. Someone who thinks they're really strong, but they're not.

A person who considers themselves a "Hercules" when lifting heavy objects, but gets a hernia every time they attempt to do so, can often be referred to as a herniacules.

herniacules by billebllunt December 15, 2013