When the cook has a serious hemorrhoid issue and continuosly alternates between scratching their bung and preparing food.
Timmy: "Mom! Are you going to wash your hands after scratching your butt?"
Mom: "Washing will ruin my hemorrhoid stew receipe dear."
Mom: "Washing will ruin my hemorrhoid stew receipe dear."
by Chili2 July 26, 2016
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Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
by my name is not tessa guys. June 24, 2011
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