hellawasted

the perfected art of being shit hammered

totally wasted

person 1: dude what the fuck happened to your clothes, and why the hell are you covered in whale sperm?

person 2: man i was hellawasted, i dont remember a damn thing

hellawasted by Daniel McMonagle May 18, 2008

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Hallowasted

When you get wasted on halloween or at halloween parties.

Guy 1: Were you at mary's Halloween party last night?

Guy 2: Ya man, got so hallowasted

Hallowasted by x2345ghj789x November 1, 2010

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Related Words

hellawasted • Hallowasted • hellacated • Hellavated • Kellawasted

Kellawasted

Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."

Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"

Kellawasted by Kellygirl71 May 12, 2014

hellacated

When you're hella dedicated

I have to finish my work, I'm hellacated to passing this class

hellacated by godzilla1517 May 26, 2014

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Hellavated

A hybrid of hella and elevated

This is a hellavated conversation

Hellavated by NappyRoy March 11, 2022

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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