heaw

1. A donkey cry used right after someone has said or done something really stupid.

2. A verbal shout used when one is horny and exclaiming to his mate to get naked.

3. Something to yell while getting laid.

1. Fat boy tells girls he's horny and shows them his stomach. "What a heaw!!!!"

2. HEAW! I'm so horny right now, hurry up and heaw already!

3. While fucking, "HEAW!!! HEAW!!! HEAW!!!"

heaw by the hornmeyster January 18, 2011

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Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."

"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW

Global HEAWW day by heawwkage January 15, 2017

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heawrah

The act of loving your best friend, through THICK and thin.

Me and my best friend aren't just friends, we're on a whole different level on friendship. It's like heawrah !!

heawrah by bb00 November 2, 2011

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heawad

your head your dome you cranium

I hit my heawad when i fell.

heawad by jenny p March 11, 2008

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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