Healslut (noun, verb, my entire existence, send help)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a healslut. I didn’t choose this life; it chose me. One minute, I was minding my own business, maybe planning to DPS or—God forbid—tank. The next, I was Mercy pocketing some cracked-out Genji main who thinks “I need healing” is the only voice line in the game.
Being a healslut means I will heal you even if you don’t deserve it. It means watching my entire team face-tank an ult like they have plot armor, knowing full well they’ll blame me when we wipe. It means reviving the same dumbass twice, knowing damn well he’s about to die again.
But most of all, being a healslut means I care. Too much. It means I’ll heal through the pain, keeping my squad alive even as my soul withers away, because deep down, I know…
If I don’t do it, who will?
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a healslut. I didn’t choose this life; it chose me. One minute, I was minding my own business, maybe planning to DPS or—God forbid—tank. The next, I was Mercy pocketing some cracked-out Genji main who thinks “I need healing” is the only voice line in the game.
Being a healslut means I will heal you even if you don’t deserve it. It means watching my entire team face-tank an ult like they have plot armor, knowing full well they’ll blame me when we wipe. It means reviving the same dumbass twice, knowing damn well he’s about to die again.
But most of all, being a healslut means I care. Too much. It means I’ll heal through the pain, keeping my squad alive even as my soul withers away, because deep down, I know…
If I don’t do it, who will?
Healslut
1. “Oh, you wanna dive the entire enemy team alone? While you dial my parts, okay Fine. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “I said I wasn’t healing today, but here I am, hard-pocketing another mid DPS double Lush embedded: Classic healslut move.”
3. “They were all whispering me explicitly @ me, but who got Play of the Game? That’s right. The healslut.”
1. “Oh, you wanna dive the entire enemy team alone? While you dial my parts, okay Fine. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “I said I wasn’t healing today, but here I am, hard-pocketing another mid DPS double Lush embedded: Classic healslut move.”
3. “They were all whispering me explicitly @ me, but who got Play of the Game? That’s right. The healslut.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 06, 2025
Healslut (noun, verb, lifestyle choice, inevitable fate)
A healslut is a person who thrives on keeping their team alive, often at the expense of their own dignity, patience, or sanity. Whether in MMOs, FPS games, or real life, a healslut is addicted to healing others, even if their party is full of ungrateful DPS gremlins and tanky meatheads who refuse to dodge mechanics.
While some healsluts embrace their role willingly, others find themselves dragged into the healer life against their will, forever bound to spamming cooldowns, being blamed for wipes, and screaming “I CAN’T HEAL STUPID” into the void.
A healslut is a person who thrives on keeping their team alive, often at the expense of their own dignity, patience, or sanity. Whether in MMOs, FPS games, or real life, a healslut is addicted to healing others, even if their party is full of ungrateful DPS gremlins and tanky meatheads who refuse to dodge mechanics.
While some healsluts embrace their role willingly, others find themselves dragged into the healer life against their will, forever bound to spamming cooldowns, being blamed for wipes, and screaming “I CAN’T HEAL STUPID” into the void.
Healslut
1. “I queued as DPS but got insta-popped as a healer. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “That healslut just solo-carried the dungeon while the tank faceplanted into every AOE with her Lush 3 on MAX.”
3. “I tried to quit healing, but my squad was blue balled without me. Once a healslut, always a healslut.”
1. “I queued as DPS but got insta-popped as a healer. Guess I’m a healslut now.”
2. “That healslut just solo-carried the dungeon while the tank faceplanted into every AOE with her Lush 3 on MAX.”
3. “I tried to quit healing, but my squad was blue balled without me. Once a healslut, always a healslut.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 06, 2025
A healslut is someone choosing the healer role in a game and acts out in roleplay in a submissive/dominant dynamic
Not to be confused with what the mc from redo of healer is, because that guy "heals" sluts in a more sadistic way while not fitting the role of a healslut as great as your next best mercy
Unless you're doing kinky sounds while healing, it's not going to be you
So pick a healer for gods sake and heal me you slut!
Not to be confused with what the mc from redo of healer is, because that guy "heals" sluts in a more sadistic way while not fitting the role of a healslut as great as your next best mercy
Unless you're doing kinky sounds while healing, it's not going to be you
So pick a healer for gods sake and heal me you slut!
Me: I wonder what a healslut is... well time to hit up urban dictionary
Huh there is no definition?
Healslut: I'LL HEAL YOU DADDY ❤️
Me: thx?
Healslut: Tell me when you need more of my hot sticky fluid coming out of my staff~
Me: oh... I take my thx back
Healslut: I'd like you to take me back to the payload and damage me so my self healing ability activates~~
Me: Oh this is porn.
Huh there is no definition?
Healslut: I'LL HEAL YOU DADDY ❤️
Me: thx?
Healslut: Tell me when you need more of my hot sticky fluid coming out of my staff~
Me: oh... I take my thx back
Healslut: I'd like you to take me back to the payload and damage me so my self healing ability activates~~
Me: Oh this is porn.
by glatzmatz May 20, 2024