head cheeze

The crusty or solid formation of furmunda on the head of the penis. Furmunda is normally found in a liquid or slime state, but can develop into head cheeze especially after prolonged periods of sexual encounters with poor hygiene following. Head cheeze can be found anywhere on the head of the uncircumcized penis or in the fleshy folds at the base of the head of the circumcized penis.

Dude, take a shower. I can smell your nasty head cheeze from here.

by centaurokc March 4, 2006

cheeze head

crack heads

your mama is a cheeze head. she needs to lay off the cheeze

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

head cheese

Processed meat which has a large percentage of offal, cartilage and other 'waste' parts of butchered animals in it.

I could never bring myself to eat head cheese because I know what goes into it.

by Pierre D June 17, 2006

Head-cheese

The residual ejaculate gathered under the foreskin of the penis before the guy has a chance to shower or clean it away or residual ejaculate left behind by a man whose hygeine habits aren't good, maybe hours or days old.

Oh MAN! I ain't suckin' that sleazy thing baby! Y'all got some old head-cheese left under there!

by MadManManic January 1, 2007

Head Cheese

Short lived World Wrestling Federation Tag Team consisting of Al Snow (who carried the Head) and Steve Blackman (Who refused to carry the cheese)

Al: I carry the head, and you'll carry this (holds up a cheese wheel) see? Head. Cheese. Head. Cheese.

Blackman: I am *NOT* going to the ring and having people call me head cheese. Our tag team is simple, you're al snow, I'm Steve Blackman.

by Newbits September 14, 2011

head-cheese

head-cheese is duck-butter -- a waxy combination of cum, piss, sweat, and dead dick-head cells that can accumulate under an uncircumcised guy's foreskin on his corona.

I sucked off this uncut cadet's dick -- he tasted good - even his head-cheese!

by USAF Cadet July 1, 2021